[The Admiral]
The Power and Energy Minister is in hot water. Coal corruption. Bad quality coal. Worse energy deal. New vendor. Billions wasted. Classic story.
He stands in Parliament. Defends himself. Then says something brilliant. Short men are bad. Yes. He actually said that. Short men are bad people.
His President is short. He himself is short. The whole cabinet are minions. Short minions running a tall disaster.
But physical height is not the problem. They are short in other ways. Short in thoughts. Short in actions. Short in delivering the galore of promises they gave. Very short in accountability.
Jayakody should try being tall for once. Tall enough to resign. Tall enough to take responsibility. Tall enough to admit failure.
Because when the proposed 13.6% electricity tariff increase comes, he will be much shorter. Crushed by public anger. Buried by broken promises. Disappeared by his own incompetence.
Listen carefully, Jayakody. Physically short men are not bad. Napoleon was short. He conquered Europe. You are just short and bad. Short and corrupt. Short and incompetent.
You are not bad because you are short. You are bad because you are you. Because you made terrible deals. Because you wasted billions. Because you defend corruption. Because you insult people’s height while lacking every other height that matters.
Resign now. Before the tariff increase. Before more billions disappear. Before you become even shorter in every way that counts.
Wake up.